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Assignment Bank Website Fusion: OANUMW

I’ve fused together the news website One America News with the home webpage for the University of Mary Washington, to create the wonderful abomination One America News of the University of Mary Washington (OANUMW). The combined website has University of Mary Washington’s main navigation bar and yellow notice at the top, but with elements of One America News’ main webpage fused into the design, such as the search bar. Beneath the navigation is One America News’ main headline article for the day, with a mix of One America News and University of Mary Washington headlines within the UMW in the News bar to the right. Towards the bottom is University of Mary Washington news articles with One America News’ red coloration.

This was created by using Google Chrome’s Inspect Element functionality to manually interlace the HTML code of UMW’s home page with segments of code taken from OAN’s front page, which allowed the website to actually somewhat function. Most of the news article links, for example, would still work and lead to their respective page on either website. I thought it would be funny to see what the two would look like together, since both websites had news, but with different political leanings. The original links to both websites are https://www.umw.edu for UMW’s website, and https://www.oann.com for OAN’s website.

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Assignment Bank: Superhuman In Everyday Life

If I were given any super power, mine would be to completely warp and bend reality to my will. Coronavirus could be instantly eliminated with a single thought, or the world hunger could be wiped out with a snap of the fingers. After solving these problems, I’d likely retreat into self-imposed isolation and create a parallel universe, with which I could toy with for eternity, creating massive solar systems, destroying galaxies, changing the laws of physics, and creating civilizations. With this level of power, I would not need to return to the world, buy food to feed myself, or pay taxes, and I would not need to be concerned with my own death, as I’d be able to stop my aging entirely. I could pop into random places on Earth from time to time, like the field pictured, and change it beyond recognition. I would be able to travel billions of years into humanity’s future, help humanity along the way, and analyze all of the alternate possibilities of each action. I’d continue on perpetually, like a reverent, and find permanent relaxation with my immortality, being able to rest, have fun, and enjoy life forever.

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Assignment Bank SuperPAC: Second Amendment Defenders of Virginia

Our governor of Virginia, Ralph Northam, who has admitted to wearing racist Black Face, has signed into law a bill designed to allow authorities the power to seize your firearms without Due Process of the Law! Especially in these times of virus, plague, and economic depression, every man and women needs the right to defend themselves from thieves and criminals who will be more desperate and frequent then ever before. Northam’s intolerable laws allow a policeman to take your greatest tool of defense without going through a court, and ban you from buying more then a single firearm in a month, barring the common man and women from defending themselves, while Northam sits protected in his mansion with his armed bodyguards admiring his own racist Blackface photos.

Demand both the repeal of Northam’s laws and his resignation today! Second Amendment Defenders of Virginia